Why do you think that she is a witch? He hasn't got stuff all over him. Well, I didn't vote for you. A newt? Look, […]

I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go […]

Look, my liege! Shut up! Will you shut up?! What a strange person. But you are dressed as one…I blow my nose at you, so-called […]

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I suggest […]

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don't win friends with salad. I'm […]

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. I'm going to the back seat of my car, with […]

Who's that then? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Ah, now we see the violence inherent […]

I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. What?! I care. So, what do […]

Well, I got better. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house […]

Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I […]